My secondary school had an odd tradition that no doubt, other state schools sadly follow too. If you were unfortunate for your birthday to fall upon a school day then you were the subject of abuse by your classmates in the form of physical abuse. According to how many years you had lived on this world was parallel to how many punches you would receive from one person. So, if it was, say, your 15th birthday you would receive 15 punches – and with so many people in your year this number could eventually rack up, leaving your arm bruised as you experimented with those gifts you received. There were two ways of escaping this: 1) Somehow keeping your birthday a secret for the 5 years you spent in the school, 2) If you were born on one of the 195 days that wasn’t spent in school, so weekends and holidays (7 weeks of holiday in the summer, 1 week in the autumn, 2 weeks in the winter and 3 in the spring). This therefore gave you a 53% chance that you would avoid the punishment. My birthday was during the holidays, so I managed to avoid this, but many a time did I witness others experience that which makes it such a ‘special day’.
In Primary school however, you
wanted it to fall in school time. If it did, then you could stand at the front
of the class at the end of day, feeling all embarrassed as 30 bored faces sang
‘Happy Birthday’ at your stupidly-grinning red face. Then you could hand out
sweets (That your mum had been forced to buy) to the rest of the class. People
could wish you Happy Birthday throughout the day and you could give out your
Birthday invites during this time. Whilst every Parent would buy their kid a
pack of ‘Please come to my Birthday’ cards, or indeed, do nothing – leaving their
child to ask everyone instead, we went the extra mile.
Most of the other kids dads
worked in office, drove lorry’s or probably doing what would be considered a
fairly mediocre task. My father worked in his own Studio – which was based in
our house. It was there where all the magic happened, where people would come
and go and where the music would be made. In that tiny little studio in the
middle of North London was where the post-Love City Groove music was formed,
from South-East Asian number 1’s to Ant and Dec. So many memories in that small
room, indeed, what is now my room. I don’t often consider what actually went on
during most of the 2000’s before it became my bedroom, since all I use it for
now is sleeping. Just to make a point clear, the equipment isn’t still there; I
don’t sleep on a mixing table like some crazed music fanatic. We did remove all
of the wires and equipment and replaced it with beds and teddies.
People went crazy for the CD’s,
children I didn’t like and who had proven themselves to not like me back, were
begging for an invitation. Others were asking: “Why didn’t get one?” over and
over, it sounded as though there were 15 parrot squabbling amongst themselves
in the classroom. Eventually the noise died down and half the class sat down,
grumbling and mumbling curses against me. The following day brought more
confusion. Some people didn’t have CD players, so instead of just telling me
when I gave them the invitation, they brought the unplayable CD home and then
told me the issue the following day. It took a lot of unnecessary effort, but eventually
everyone coming knew the details. To be honest, as brilliant as the idea was,
it turned out to be not to successful given that it created more problems than
it solved. Thinking back on it, 14 pieces of card would have probably been more
suitable.
-Side Note- I realised as I was writing this that a lot of the non-UK viewers (I'm looking at you, people of the USA), will have trouble understanding some of the terms described. So I'll quickly write down a definition of some of the words I believe are different in the US. Please comment if there is anything I missed, in fact, just comment in general.
-Side Note- I realised as I was writing this that a lot of the non-UK viewers (I'm looking at you, people of the USA), will have trouble understanding some of the terms described. So I'll quickly write down a definition of some of the words I believe are different in the US. Please comment if there is anything I missed, in fact, just comment in general.
- Secondary School - Middle school (I think it occupies the same years)
- Primary school - Elementary school
- Sweets - Candy
- Lorry - Truck
- Ant and Dec (Two very famous TV presenters from Newcastle)
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